Somebody is selling my art! Mine!! eBay user maxsamedia is selling a piece of original art by Nicholas Doan. The auction title reads, "Nicholas Doan Pray for Death original sketch doodle art" and the auction number is, "350052277518". For a mere $19.99, you can add this priceless work of art to your collection! And I can assure you, even though it looks like it was drawn by a 5-year old, it is genuine. Just to add a little extra value, the lucky purchaser of this incredible, one-of-a-kind sketch, will receive a second original sketch! Simply email me at Det.Jenkins@gmail.com and I will double your bounty! But wait! There's more! I will even spend twice as much time on this sketch! That's right, a full minute! So if you want to fill your home with my beautiful artwork, go to eBay and purchase this great sketch, then email me for your bonus sketch. I will even cover shipping costs for your bonus sketch! That's $0.42 out of my pocket! Because I love you.